Keep a Fitness Routine

Are you an escort or want to be an escort? Well my best word of advice, KEEP A FITNESS ROUTINE. If you are like me you will probably become impatient or frustrated when you don’t see bomb ass Kate Hudson results right away. But if you are like me you will also get frustrated when you see a client and perform messily. I can’t lie, last night I gave one of the worse services ever. I felt bloated after eating too much, sweaty and out of shape. Because I am out of shape.

Instead of focusing on making the client feel good I was focusing on sucking in my gut. I was in my head, my thoughts all over the place with anxiety. In the process, I only ended up cutting off my airflow from sucking it and almost fainted while sweating on the poor guy. I’m sure he knew something was off. That was not my usual way of performing. Guys, you don’t want this! It was absolutely horrendous. I felt like crying afterwards and you know what I did? I binged on food!

And God did I feel horrible.

I am strictly focusing on fitness right now because though your weight relies strongly on what you eat, keeping physically active can help you control overeating. Stress plays a big role in people’s eating habits, especially if they don’t implement any healthier coping mechanisms. For instance, working out your stress is literally just as described. It is a great way at coping with difficult times that will boost your confidence down the road when you have that sultry gym body.  Exercise just kicks stress in the arse and after you’ve worked so hard sweating your butt off those glistening cupcakes in the shop window will look less tempting. Try meditating too, and if you are too stressed to do that, curling into a ball (like I do) and listening to calming music. Yes, treat yourself as the big adult baby you are if you got to. There is an endless amount of free binary beats on youtube that supposedly changes the chemicals in your brain by just listening to them. Take advantage of that.

I definitely don’t want to have a repeat of what happened yesterday. The sad thing is he was my regular but now I would be surprised to hear from him again. Girl to girl, whenever you can, please get up and move.

Why Do Men Use Escort Services?

There are various reasons why a man would take money out of his pocket to pay for something that he may easily get at home. It is not like all these men are hideous and most of my clients are married and well-to-do. If not their wives, they could easily find a hookup buddy elsewhere like at a bar, through a friend, or on a dating or adult site. So what is with them paying me, or you for sex? Here is a list of reasons I have generated from my many conversations with my clients.

1. It is a fun hobby and kind of for the sport for them. This can’t be any truer for some of the men. On escort review forums there is even a sense of community. Just like how me being bookish have a book blog and follow other book bloggers, make comments and review books for the sport of it, these men see the sex industry as just another way to make friends and share in something they enjoy.

2. They want a different sexual experience. Maybe you are thin and their wife is not, maybe you are a BBW and their wife is thin. Maybe you have dark skin, something they never had before or don’t have at home, maybe you have tattoos. And since they are paying you to get naughty for them believe me they are not paying for you to just lay on your back with your legs open. It is time to get on top, start talking naughty, spit, suck, growl. Be as dirty as you want (unless they say otherwise). Because truthfully they can probably get all that normal shit somewhere else.

3. They like making sexy friends. Think about it… What other way is there for a 40 or 60-year-old man to make friends with hot 20-something-year-olds at the drop of a hat? Some of my clients talk to me almost every day.  In some cases I ignore them but in others, if they are respectful and they also help my business as regularly as once or twice a week, what is the harm in writing out a quick response to them?

4. Loneliness. Not every one of them are married. And sometimes marriages die emotionally. Or even physically. I know of a client who lives separately from his wife. They go to family functions and church together. They keep up appearances, but inside the spark that was once, there is completely dead. But that doesn’t stop a man from needing a woman’s embrace. Men need attention to survive. So give it to them, girl, and get that bag. Yes some of them choose escorts because they are lonely.

5. Boredom. Ever been doing nothing for a really long time then all of a sudden the laptop is open and you have a credit card in your hand or you are suddenly at the mall gazing at that expensive makeup kit you’ve put off for a while? Boredom is what happens sometimes to clients before they call their favourite girl. Sometimes they just need something to do. No pun intended.

6. Sex. If you don’t know this by now then you are probably 5 and shouldn’t be reading this blog in the first place. But, ya. Men just need sex. They say they need it as much as women need love, or in our case, their money. I heard something like a woman going without sex for 1 day is like 30 days for a man. And you have to feel pity for them too. Where manufactured lube can always come in handy for us, if a guy doesn’t do it for a while things can get a little soft down there. Oh and that pride!

So there you have it. So don’t get in your mind that you are Miss Everything, or that they are all desperate and need you oh so bad. Don’t ever feel that you are above them in any shape or form because that mentality is gonna burst your bubble and sink your ship really fast.

Be aware that they don’t have to choose you. Put effort in your appearance and even if you are not the best looking gal at least show that you give a fuck. Effort goes a long way with clients. In as much as some may be complete assholes, they are human too and at the end of the day if you work hard to show complete care in your work and what they think of you, they are going to take note and admire you for that. As girls want love (or money :D) guys want RESPECT. No, seriously. What men want most, even before sex is respect. So even if you don’t look like Megan Fox it is likely they’ll decide to make you a regular based on your effort and respect for them alone. Get this. Effort IS respect. Maybe you are not the dream sex goddess on the outside, but hey, you could still be that girl on the inside for them.

Take care of yourself. They have plenty of options no matter how bad you think they look or how annoying or even gross they are. There is always another SP who is going to be kinder or have a lower price. One that texts faster than you or slower (this is good depending on the guy).

Don’t be rude or stuck up. This is a business relationship even if friendships can be built. If you want to last long in this business, if you love what you do or even if you are in it just for the money (which I don’t recommend) then you seriously need to suck it up sometimes. If a client is irritating you so bad that you are about to snap and lose your cool, and possibly say something unprofessional, try turning off their message notification and step away for a few minutes or even hours if you have to. Clients expect respect just as much as you do. They are paying their hard earned cash after all. And they talk. Meaning there are plenty of forums that they can use to “bash” a girl and ruin her career in seconds. So be as kind and polite as possible. I don’t mean to sound harsh or like an anti-feminist but really your job is to look pretty, entertain them, AND keep your mouth shut. One explosion and loss of sanity and it could all be over. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Cheers! Happy hooking!

-Miss Escort

Should I become an escort?

 

There is sometimes a point in life when a sister, mother, aunt or daughter could use some extra cash. The economy shifts unpredictably and when it rains sometimes it pours. Take me for instance. Things got bad at home between my parents and I and I was going through a rough break up just when my credit began to take a steep tumble. I had no idea how much having bad credit would affect me and I kind of ignored it for a while until now there are collectors and lawyers threatening me daily.  I was getting welfare checks which enabled me to afford a cheap place away from the drama of living with my parents that was deteriorating my health. Still, I soon learned that having money didn’t matter as much as having a good credit score. It was a trust thing and it sucked big time how I had ruined my credit reputation just when I needed it most.

The whole point is it got really bad financial wise for me. I needed a good job fast. I was unemployed and depressed and I didn’t know where to turn. Then one day while innocently browsing Backpage.com for a fitting job listing I came across an ad exclaiming the hundreds of dollars girls were making for their agency. To make a long story short I contacted the person, was signed to a sketchy agency, broke free from that agency, started my own independent thing and the rest is history.

But the whole point of this post is answering the question should I become an escort? I only gave a little backstory because I know of the circumstances which can propel a girl into making desperate decisions. Escorting is not always a desperate move for a girl but for many it is. Right now I love it but for me it most definitely was. But seriously, if you are in limbo on whether or not you should decide to escort, please take a look at this list. Initially, I failed to meet some of the things on the list and suffered because of it. If you cannot identify with most of them, chances are you should not decide to be an escort or things can get a little crazy for you.

1. You are mentally stable.
2. You are physically healthy and have no infectious diseases.
3. You are able to cope well with stress.
4. You love meeting new people.
5. You love sex.
6. You have a safe place to lay your head.
7. You have a healthy relationship with your body.
8. You have a healthy relationship with food and alcohol.
9. You love caring for people.
10. You are single or are in an emotionally stable and supportive relationship.

All on the list is important, and when you are looking at what is morally important number 2 definitely stands out as must-have criteria. But let me be real with you. I don’t know why you are deciding to escort. But what I will say from experience is that you definitely need a safe place to lay your head. I don’t mean at a pimp’s or madam’s house either, as people can quickly smell isolation and desperation and take advantage of the situation. Trust me, I’ve been there before, living under a cold staircase for crying out loud, while I helped paid some sociopathic woman’s bills. I mean you need a place you can turn to, preferably where no one knows you are escorting because sadly there is still the bad stigma around sex workers. I admit that even I was prejudice and frankly disgusted by the idea of someone being a sex worker before I became one myself.

The reason why a safe place is important is because 1, it is impossible to rely on motels all the time and 2, you need a place to rest, cry,  stuff your face with comfort food, and find sanity in this unpredictable and hard industry. That should be your first out of pocket expense as an escort, before the eyelashes. Meaning you want to look for a place anywhere, whether it be a bedroom, preferably one in a basement with a separate entrance, or your own private condo. For me, I had to start with a bedroom. Luckily I didn’t have to pay as it was at my parent’s place but they quickly found out what I was up to. It didn’t stop me from making money (well, when my mom cussed out one of my regulars it definitely took away $250 a week) but it sure made things stressful and awkward at home.

This bedroom rental thing obviously means you have to do outcalls until you can afford a motel or hotel room or a furnished temporary rental. It is always good to save up for at least 4 days in my opinion. What I did when I was just starting up was find a temporary rental. I am currently at that place just in the wrong town (Windsor) where good clients are few and far between.

If you can afford to rent a condo privately in your early stages chances are you don’t need to be escorting, lol. But hey who said escorting was just for the money. But it is the best option. The reason I say condo and not just any private entire places is because it is the most discreet with being able to buzz people up to your room. Unless you have a full house all to yourself, bringing incalls into your basement apartment is just asking for attention.

If you have to start small with a bedroom rental, obviously you need another source of income initially. With this type of arrangement the other tenants might grow suspicious eventually but what matters most is your relationship with them and the landlord. Also having savings is equally important as you never know when your welcome might run out and you need to hit the road. Having a separate number is also crucial because if they can’t 100% prove anything and you are very respectful then they have no choice but to keep you around. Don’t be an idiot like me and use the same number for everything. You might soon be answering your landlord or worse (dad) with your bedroom voice thinking it is a client. Yes, it almost happened multiple times to me!

Stuck and starting off at your parent’s place? You were like me when I just started out. I always say if you can help only seeing one client a day (and when they aren’t around) do so. Then save up to move out. Well, it depends on the type of parents you have. You just don’t want to be doing outcalls from your old people’s place if they’re strict or uptight because then you can face being kicked out. Understandably, parents can be tougher nuts than landlords. You are their child, after all.

I suggest going out from six and after. Say you host events, say you club hop or something with your friends, say you have to go for a fashion show, or you have a boyfriend into fancy dates. Even a needy female buddy. Talk about a secret club. Get creative.

So, should you be an escort? The question should really be: do you have a stable place to rest your head?